Left you a bunch of hearts to use for your next profanity spilling attack. You'll have to wait for the GD webste to come back up before anyone can link you to the gigantic lists of all of them that can be found there. And this game is actually easy in Normal (easy even in veteran) if you have a clue how to make a decent build, and not try to take on every single Super Boss with a terrible, squishy, broken build. There will also be a pop quiz on your favorite and least favorite parts of the movie so do yourself a favor and take good mental notes.And what the heck do the numbers of Let's Plays on You Tube have to do with a game being easy or not, or "best" or not? "Best" is subjective. No matter how good or how bad the movie was that you JUST saw, your child will declare it THE BEST MOVIE EVAR and talk about it incessantly for the rest of the night. You’ll nod at everything just to get them to stop asking questions. They will get one-and-a-half sips of liquid, then they will loudly suck air bubbles through a straw for the rest of the movie while you shush them, because that’s what good parents do.ĩ. The younger the child, the more questions they will ask during the movie. Murphy’s Law: If you’ve managed to remember to have YOUR kids go to the bathroom before the movie starts, you will inexplicably be seated in the middle of a row filled only with children whose bladders have not been emptied in the past 48 hours. If you’re watching a film in 3D, some kid will always try and grab stuff that’s ‘floating’ on the screen. The more time you spend seeking out a seat without someone behind you that appears to be eating (because maybe you didn’t want to eat or maybe the noise bothers you, or whatever),the more likely someone will be to walk in at the last second with crinkly candy wrappers and a drum of popcorn.Ħ. Pay for treats at the counter? NOT THIS TIME, Regal Cinemas. Trail mix, crackers, cookies, string cheese, bottles of water, fruit snacks, sub sandwiches, key lime pies, throw it all in there, moms and dads. If you had the good sense to do any pre-movie planning, you figured out that your tiny handbag somehow manages to hold bags and bags of theatre contraband that you could easily smuggle inside. In the trailers before the film starts, anytime a character references the word ‘butt,’ (and it WILL happen), kids will laugh and then repeat ‘butt’ out loud (or, ‘HE SAID BUTT’ or ‘HAHA BUTT’) and then there’s a lot of parental shushing and you won’t be able to hear whatever came next on-screen.Ĥ. That second one nearly always does the trick and it lasts about 13.2 seconds before the next bouncy-bangy round begins so you can thank me for that one.ģ. These range from bouncing back and forth in my seat in attempt to shimmy their feet off, to quickly turning my head to the side to shoot angry dagger eyes that almost but not entirely reach their intended recipient (I’m not an owl). I have to always assume it’s a CHILD behind me and their parent is oblivious to what their kid’s feet might be doing, so I roll out a number of techniques to make my chair as unappealing as possible. Someone will sit behind you and put their feet on your chair, or kick your chair throughout the movie or otherwise bump, bang into, relentlessly press against (my least favorite), or otherwise take their aggression out on the back of your seat. However, if you fail to get popcorn, you will spend the entire movie wishing you had.Ģ. You’re on your own for the rest of the bag. When you ask for butter on your popcorn the person behind the counter assumes you just meant the top 6 pieces. That said, there are a few things that happen every time I take my kids to movies…ġ. I took my son to see The Lego Movie today, and yes, it WAS awesome.
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